kelakar....

BAB 1
Mamak dapat anak

Suatu hari sedang Ali minum teh di gerai Mamak yang biasa dikunjunginya,
tiba-tiba Mamak gerai tersebut bersorak gembira
dan terus datang kepadanya

Ali: Apa yang suka sangat Mamak ni?
Mamak: Saya bini juga surat India mari.
Ali: Apa dia cakap? Tentu good news....
Mamak: Dalam dia punya surat ada cakap sudah beranak. New baby!Ayo.... saya banyak suka hati la. Saya belanja awak free minum jugak!
Ali:Tahniah! Mamak. Ini kena balik India cepat ni?
Mamak:Ya la, saya sudah tiga tahun tarak balik.
Ali: Lerrrrrr.??? ??...kalau 3 tahun tarak balik tu anak siapa? Hahahaha

BAB 2
Cium Isteri

*Pada suatu pagi, bertanya si isteri pada si suami:*
*Isteri :Abang tengok jiran kita yg baru pindah tu?*
*Suami :Kenapa?*
*Isteri :Tiap pagi sebelum pergi kerja, suami dia akan cium isterinya. Bila pulang*
*kerja, dia akan berikan isterinya sekuntum bunga mawar. Loving betullah*
*mereka. Kenapa abang tak buat macam tu?*
*Suami :Nak mampus... Mana abang kenal isteri dia?'*

BAB 3
*Cara Bunuh Setan*

Suatu petang selepas pulang dari kuliah agama di surau si isteri menceritakan apa yang didengarnya dalam kuliah tersebut kepada suaminya. 'Abang, abang nak tau tak, ustaz kata bila suami dan isteri itu bersatu/bersetubuh kan bang, dengan cara yang betul dan menjaga syarat yang betul maka pasangan tersebut akan mendapat pahala sama seperti membunuh 10 ekor atau beberapa ekor...

FOX NEWS.....

12 Hospitalized in Washington State After Overdosing on Unknown Substance

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A dozen young people were taken to hospitals after overdosing on an unknown substance at a house party in central Washington, police said Saturday.

Three remained hospitalized Saturday, including one woman in serious condition at a hospital in Yakima, said Cle Elum Police Chief Scott Ferguson.

The investigation started late Friday when officers and Kittitas County sheriff's deputies received a report of a possible overdose victim at a nearby grocery store. Acting on information from the victim's friends, police went to the house party and found 11 more young people either passed out or semi-conscious.

Police also say they also interrupted a possible sexual assault in progress, according That suspect had been released by Saturday morning.

Police believe something may have been slipped into their drinks, and they expect toxicology tests on blood and urine samples taken from the victims to help determine what that might have been.

"We don't believe this was just a result of heavy drinking," Ferguson said.

Many of the 50 or so people present were underage students at Central Washington University, and Ferguson said college police, Cle Elum police and sheriff's deputies were continuing the investigation.